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We came back, and we met some strange people. There was John Doppler and his Around-the-World Balloon. He wore a burlap suit and he ate cereal with his hands.
No way!
And there was Oilfild Mcvee, who was actually a zebra rustler reinactor, who is now unemployed.
There was Old Woman Wintertongue, who sang with the sound of a muted trumped on a cold day in Denver. She sang the folk song, "The Sands of Iwo Jima between your Tears and Toes".
And I got the autograph of boy named Julian Hillcup, who wass on his way to great and unimpossible things, so he told me.
I'm glad to be back, now that I can start on my thesis to rid the world of Tyrrnys, and thier masterslaves, Jingers' Exiles.
Good luck, boy.