We all went to that new picture show, the one about forlourn loves and the impossible desire to touch each other, and let me tell you, it was a touchy film. In the middle of the second act, there was a commotion down in the aisle, and then the next thing that you know, a splice of light and the usher screaming (aiyaaa! AiyAAHAH!) over and again and what the heck? What did I do? blurbled Donny, whose got this screaming mash of humanity spoiled all over his lap and Jane Money reached over to stroke the poor usher's head and he snapped at her with a click of teeth!
Ok, now lets just finish the movie, you can get back, you know the way. But the usher just whimpered and clowed so that we eventually all took an arm in hand and dragged him to the popcorn salesman.
Oh well, that is just ick. The popcorn salesman just looked at the clock and stuck a finger in the popcorn and said it again. Ick.
Help him.
Okay leave him here.
The rest of the movie was like the first but not as graphic, with more water scenes.
But afterwards, thats when the real fun span. Jylo Keefer came with this great idea to toggle down the big banners with upcoming movies on them- like Kid Granma and Berney the Reluctant Freak and Leoprak, and then run off with them. Allright, so we did it and in the middle of tearing down the Loeprak, the usher came awake! and That usher broke us into bleeding tikes!
I mean, we split. Literally out of the end. And When the cops got there they just snuffed and arched their backs and said things like Jeez, Merv, this is is is ick.