Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Clovers/Clovernoises

In the wet wild beyond the mountains, but before the coast, in Bazzis
by way, there are several thousand species of clover. Not to be
confused with the plant, these clovers are actually self-autonomous
green pulpy ears. Growing on stalks and otherwise looking quite
inconspicuous. Are they plant or animal? Well, that is like asking if a
king is man or monster. It depends on whom you ask and who the
king actually is. In reality, they do nothing but listen and reflect
sound, much the same way a bat does these things, only they don't
fly and they only drink blood through their roots (as all plants do
when they have the opportunity). Why are there so many species?
Because they must be catagorized according to a differentiating
characteristic, namely the sound that they produce. And it seems
that each produces a distinct sound. This makes for as many species
as one can find (hear). They are not loud, in the same way that a fox
is not loud. But if you have a field of foxes, then maybe you notice
them more. Consequently, these wetlands can be quite ripe with
what are called 'clovernoises' and are sparsely inhabited with
human, except by those who's hearing is already slim, or else crazy
people with elephants. Elephants actually quite enjoy the
clovernoises, and they like the way the clovers taste.
As well they should. Clovers have twice the daily dose of vitamin A
and isoleucine that is typically ingested. They taste chalky, but in a
good way [source needed] and are often utilized in pies and stews
(like peaches). They don't naturally grow outside of Bazzis, but of
course there are some in Antorionight because...well that is obvious.

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