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Yesteday, Pascal and I were clogging to the local drug store, Chewies. Chewies has been in business for over thirteen years and its doing well for itself. It makes Underwater Catapults a thing of the past. That's a good thing. Underwater Catapults are a type of pain repressant- mix of Calcium Carbonate and Methanphedamines, which were hot market on the streets a few years back, and in many local drugstrores, but they did hellfire to the body, especially the neuro-intestinal system.
Well, Pascal and I were there and we were just buying some Aspirin, local brand, and we saw this shape move across the window. It was a huge shape of a dog, but there was not any way that a dog would be so big. It was mammoth sized. I thought for sure this is a mammoth. But it is so dog-like. We investigated. The thing is, that the shape was indeed a dog shape, and it was mommoth sized. It was a costume. There was a one-thing parade going on. So this thing, which was a dog, but huge, was making its way down the steet. Down the sidewalk, really. And it was being driven by someone in a black coat and a clear-plastic rain slicker. It was a man with a mustache, and a bald head. We recognized that he was the mayor, from a few years back, from Jewish stock. His name was something Fischre. He was campaigning for the new animal rights policy, that the city was implementing. Basically he was on the city council now. And the campaign was really well thought out. I believe in the rights of the dog. If only because the dog could kill me.
Pascal said something funny, too. He said, "If a dog was really that big, it would not need so much help to get its rights." Well, it was funnier at the time, but all in all Pascal is clever in his own right. And he's a foreigner so when he says things like that, they're funnier.