THE GILLY HAMMER TROLLS AND HIGH MOUNTAIN

That year there were expeditions sent to Mars Island. But no one in their right mind desired to go there. So they took criminals, freaks, flaky people, and gilly hammer trolls to the new colonies. Gilly hammer trolls just didn't get no respect. So a day before they were to leave their village they decided that their government was insane and they staged a rebellion and destroyed the government. The went in search of the High Mountain, along with a few hundred hippies who just decided to join them. They climbed the Rocks and Thrond helped them climb shere precipices and none of the monsters of the heights of the world, neither snow creatures, yetties, big feet, nor dragons, hydras, enigmas, or phenomenons dared touch them. And at the top of the mountain was gold and water and trees and beautiful animals like red fire deer and the like. The gilly hammer trolls settled down and killed all the beautful animals and chopped down all the trees and mined all the gold. They made soldiers and destroyed themselves till not a man was left. Now it was called Bald Mountain and all there were were bones and tree stumps. At night the skeletons of greedy gilly hammer trolls came to life and danced and shrieked on the mountain top or came down to the villages and ate all of the people.

Now these villiage people were becoming upset with the gilly hammer skeletons and they blamed it on the President Herl Destilia, because he controlled everything. They overthrew him and he was trampled by women and children, and the people went in search of Graumbottom Grove, the last Rainforest, and they were determined and dirty, and everywhere that they went, people sneered and said STINL-ANMON!! which means very bad stink. Cazicon intervened because he hated Trakoites and he hated insanity outside of dreams, and so he stopped the whole chain reaction by killing the villiagers in their sleep. Most historians give credit to the fact that the people died from stinl-anmon and they deserved it. This all happened way far to the north, in the Crazy Lands, where there isn't even a place on the map because it just needs to be heard, not seen.