Dr Joose

The Lfimpfity Flampfit, such an honerable beast, was lurking its way to the north (and the east)
He spied a young Hikanoo, with back humps so tender, and immediately imagined his home, and his blender.
"A Juntaful feast! A scrumpion! A snak" He slobbered and looked at those humps on that back.
"I'll broil them and soil them with herbs and with booze! I'll eat them as slow or as fast as I choose!"
The Hikanoo just stared at the sun and the sky, with a bee in its ear and a tear in its eye.
It never said nothing, it was not always not quiet and the noise it didn't make was a comparable riot.
So the Lfimpfity Flampfit, with lightning fast moves, clobbered the Hikanoo on its head with his hooves.
And the Hikanoo skeaked, such a pitiful sound, and it let out a flatulate as it sank to the ground.
"Good Pissant! Old Moo Cow! Great Scatteralot! That smell is infernal, like toxic rump rot!
My appetite's gone! My desire has retreated! Just think of my breath, had that thing-had I eated!"
So they parted ways 'neath the suns and the moon, and the Hikanoo died of its massive head-wound.