Monday, January 22, 2007

Snoof

Emergency shut off valve:
Whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ in all of his majesty and love and in the name of God. Amen.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy yellow dog.

The mumbling door nut eats the children of the sungod Har.

Jump in to the sippy-sippy spray of the noisy water tinkler. If you dare, you might make it out alive and well and in the best of spirits.

Cut your hair in the nick of time.

I hate periods and stuff like that. That’s what she said.

That’s a good one, Aaorn.

Robsion

Oh snappy clapper! This is gonna be an eruption! It the baby’s time to g-gop!

When a man and a woman love each other more than the life they breathe, they get it on.

I can do it faster when I look at the keys.

The key to wisdom. I show, the key to happiness and love. It is therein complied.

Life is a neck brace on an old man in the year 1983, when he is almost about to touch his niece with a ten foot pole.

Porpoises always get their way or else someone gets mutilated.

I like your twenty-something style and the way that you crane your neck to see the point I’m trying to make here, dagnit.

Move over, Beethoven, whit is the essence of brevity.

The hill-country fare cheese crunkies are the best thing to invade your head since the time that bee army did the same and left a new brain in your skull, that can do long algebra and inferior division with imaginary numbers in the blink of an eye.

Don’t yawn too loud or you’ll wake yourself up in the night time and then who will lullabye your body back to dreamwhisker?

Sunny, windy and cold really pisses me off.

Albert Hannah is the best geographical summinary in the state of Georgia.

Can you find the loophole in this outfit? If you do, you’ll get a big big surprise!

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