Recalling all Thoughts
Memo: crack diamond contamination in compound water supply
RE: St. Kilt's U.R.T., Brimsenbenk, Jalopy Islands, Pac.
It has recently come to our attention that an undiscolsed amount of crack diamond powder has made its way into the general water supply of the overland observational facility and perhaps even contaminated the mid-vegetation thouroughfare. It is well known that the ingestion of >1ng of crack diamond will lead to aural asphyxiation and brain blend. Until now there have been no less than thirty five reports of hallucinations in practice chambers, ranging from the frothy beast-meater variety to the underwear is voracious variety. There have been ten confirmed conifer cadets who have reported brain blend.
Do not utlize the faucet systems in either of the aforementioned facilities. Do not venture out of any facility without the protection of a drybag and an AK 47. Please infort Drs. Neek and/or Hooley if you experience any of the following symptoms:
sickness, disease, anger to the point of disintigration, eye leakage, ovarian fumes and/or penile laser outbursts.
In other news, the retaliation efforts of the Opresi people whom we have recently put to good use have come to culmination with a mass suicide outside the rations cabin in the lower east sector. Voluneer body bagging is needed for this situation.
The Mako Tiger whom Dr. Pijarus alledgedly tamed to the point of "cuddly" has mauled another schoolcrowd. A forum will be held to determine if a redefiniton of the animal's tame status should be implemented.
The rash of bone mites that was causing so much anxst in the Mobius Cabins seems to have abated as there have been no more complaints from Mobius Cadets.
In an unrelated note, there has been no news, activity or even an unofficial peep from Mobius Cabins in over three weeks.
RE: St. Kilt's U.R.T., Brimsenbenk, Jalopy Islands, Pac.
It has recently come to our attention that an undiscolsed amount of crack diamond powder has made its way into the general water supply of the overland observational facility and perhaps even contaminated the mid-vegetation thouroughfare. It is well known that the ingestion of >1ng of crack diamond will lead to aural asphyxiation and brain blend. Until now there have been no less than thirty five reports of hallucinations in practice chambers, ranging from the frothy beast-meater variety to the underwear is voracious variety. There have been ten confirmed conifer cadets who have reported brain blend.
Do not utlize the faucet systems in either of the aforementioned facilities. Do not venture out of any facility without the protection of a drybag and an AK 47. Please infort Drs. Neek and/or Hooley if you experience any of the following symptoms:
sickness, disease, anger to the point of disintigration, eye leakage, ovarian fumes and/or penile laser outbursts.
In other news, the retaliation efforts of the Opresi people whom we have recently put to good use have come to culmination with a mass suicide outside the rations cabin in the lower east sector. Voluneer body bagging is needed for this situation.
The Mako Tiger whom Dr. Pijarus alledgedly tamed to the point of "cuddly" has mauled another schoolcrowd. A forum will be held to determine if a redefiniton of the animal's tame status should be implemented.
The rash of bone mites that was causing so much anxst in the Mobius Cabins seems to have abated as there have been no more complaints from Mobius Cadets.
In an unrelated note, there has been no news, activity or even an unofficial peep from Mobius Cabins in over three weeks.
posted by Captain Blah at 10:11 AM
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