algorithm hatred against me, actually
so in an effort to make this blog more conventional, so that in might avoid being targeted by anti-spam algorithms, I will post something that I ususally do not. First person journaling of my everyday mundane existance.
Yesterday I rode my bike and I saw a bird and I saw a tree and it was green and the bird sat on it and then there was a woman with no hands trying to fit this coller over her dog, who kept saying, "look, nanna, I just don't feel like walking today, I mean..."
No, actually I just rode my bike there was not a bird or a tree or a woman, but there were two dogs and they are my dogs and they were doing very boring things like sleeping.
One is black and white and one is white and brown.
I ate toast and played the drums and tried to play a song on the drums and found out that I am a lousy drummer.
I went to work and had a boring-unproductive day because I did twice the binning that I meant to do on the on-off assay and screwed the whole thing up. Even at 800 times magnification I could not see anything. It was less than one pixel.
There is a book on my record player and I put it there and I enjoy it being there.
I found that book on the street last week and it is the best find I've had in a long time. Maybe the best find ever, because it is in such good shape and is from 1985.
I ate barbeque chips at one point.
I had a piece of strawberry cheescake at another.
I went to the store. There were things for sale, but not what I wanted, just mostly trash and bad music and horrible video games and lousy tv series on dvd.
There was a camera and a phone in a fish tank and this was to prove that they are both water-proof? They could just have been broken sitting in the water, and I think that they probably didn't work. Else they would have been taking pictures and calling people. And they had this other camera that could tell when you are smiling and automatically take a picture. But it never took a picture of me because I never smiled because I thought that was an awfully stupid trick. Just inane.
And all the technology of the past 50 years has boiled down to twittering inane comments constantly whilst becoming more and more isolated, insulated and generally inconsequential.
I had a better post for this day but...what a hypocritical thing to do anyhow, maintain the [blog].
Yesterday I rode my bike and I saw a bird and I saw a tree and it was green and the bird sat on it and then there was a woman with no hands trying to fit this coller over her dog, who kept saying, "look, nanna, I just don't feel like walking today, I mean..."
No, actually I just rode my bike there was not a bird or a tree or a woman, but there were two dogs and they are my dogs and they were doing very boring things like sleeping.
One is black and white and one is white and brown.
I ate toast and played the drums and tried to play a song on the drums and found out that I am a lousy drummer.
I went to work and had a boring-unproductive day because I did twice the binning that I meant to do on the on-off assay and screwed the whole thing up. Even at 800 times magnification I could not see anything. It was less than one pixel.
There is a book on my record player and I put it there and I enjoy it being there.
I found that book on the street last week and it is the best find I've had in a long time. Maybe the best find ever, because it is in such good shape and is from 1985.
I ate barbeque chips at one point.
I had a piece of strawberry cheescake at another.
I went to the store. There were things for sale, but not what I wanted, just mostly trash and bad music and horrible video games and lousy tv series on dvd.
There was a camera and a phone in a fish tank and this was to prove that they are both water-proof? They could just have been broken sitting in the water, and I think that they probably didn't work. Else they would have been taking pictures and calling people. And they had this other camera that could tell when you are smiling and automatically take a picture. But it never took a picture of me because I never smiled because I thought that was an awfully stupid trick. Just inane.
And all the technology of the past 50 years has boiled down to twittering inane comments constantly whilst becoming more and more isolated, insulated and generally inconsequential.
I had a better post for this day but...what a hypocritical thing to do anyhow, maintain the [blog].
posted by Captain Blah at 6:58 AM
1 Comments:
My favorite part is where the camera will automatically take a picture when someone smiles but you weren't smiling.
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