10 Things Hospitals Don't Want You to Know:
10) They eat human
09) They are having an affair with Dratwh, the evilest of the Goat-Fangers
08) The dirty dishes are cleaned by a leprosy-dog army
07) The needles are intentionally slightly dulled
06) There is razors in the soap
05) At the check-in table, there is no record of if you will not be harmed
04) The janitors are ex-patients who are forced to scrub because they had a funny smell
03) The sheets are made out of reconstituted ocean garbage
02) They waste energy
01) They will only touch things that bleed or cause the Mona
09) They are having an affair with Dratwh, the evilest of the Goat-Fangers
08) The dirty dishes are cleaned by a leprosy-dog army
07) The needles are intentionally slightly dulled
06) There is razors in the soap
05) At the check-in table, there is no record of if you will not be harmed
04) The janitors are ex-patients who are forced to scrub because they had a funny smell
03) The sheets are made out of reconstituted ocean garbage
02) They waste energy
01) They will only touch things that bleed or cause the Mona
posted by Captain Blah at 10:42 AM
1 Comments:
Boy I bet there's lots of people who wished they'd read this list before they had to learn about rule #10 the hard way.
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