Less professional competitor

well, here is a little taste of the Netherworld cookbook: Scalloped ant stones: 66 calories, 7 mg of sodium, 7-0 oz. of nightmares. Take five or twenty ant stones and lightly baste them in motoroyl. Do not use any number other than either of the aforementioned. IT WILL HURT. So after basting the stones, put them into a MYplex saucer, with just a spatter of ring butter, and a coconut tail. Make this simmer.Release the veggietigers into the blender, and blend for two hours minimum, unless you WANT an ulcer. Pour the blended veggietigers into the simmering saucer and let heat for twenty seconds. Add beetjuice and just a pinch of salt. Serve cold over minced rice and beans. Enjooy!