innercept

We intercepted this message a few hours ago.
Between the two typists, one of whom is obviously less in skill.
I have the feeling we need to address this question.
Therws too much of it happening and we need the power of ith Authoritye.
I can get approval, I just need funding.
The real problem is there is just too mch lumgereina happeing.
What.The...
Lumbering, happening in the regions of these guys going bye, I meena.
Yes, well it's because of stride capacity. Stride capacity is twice the step capacity of the average lope, so that equals lumber.
And they have the smeall of indecency.
Obviously.
I just wasnt pece and guiqt,
Well, one of those might be a good thing to have.
You know ehat I mens.
Look, here's the plan, we gotta grind down the local steps, then send them on their way, to trip and fall!
Inigmatic!
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This message was intercepted by our spies, as they were walking in the early morning cyberspace.
All guilty parties will be invasculated, and retrained.