Optimum Hossum

Every band has a need to explode the ears of the wealthy. And yes, impoversh the numbed-at-mind youth with concert tix in the high high 50's. And every once in a while, a band will take your socks off and it's worth it. How can I describe this? How can I make you understand the awesomeness that oozed, filled my lung canals and made me cough insanity rainbows for three full days? I did. You should have been there. This concert was so incredible, I don't even believe that I exist anymore because I was there and I can't believe it. The band is called Snack Cavern. They sound like a train is made of musical notes, and it rails through your arteries and kicks your heart. Then their singer, whose name is Buise or something, sings like a wild chimp with a man's voice. It awes. First off, they played all this feedback and like they were just warming up, or that there was a problem or something- like they kept talking to each other whilst leaning back, and then yelling at someone off stage, and this went on for like ten minutes, and then they slowly suddenly started to play and it was, like I said, a machine gun of notes and mostly the same one. They probably played for about twenty minutes or an hour or something, and then they talked with the crowd and the drummer THREW AN EMPTY BOTTLE of something, I didn't catch it but he JUST THREW IT! Oh, man, it was so insane- the guitar solos were like ne ne neee ne neee ne ne neeee! and then something would happen and there would be this loud humming drone and the lights would flicker and they'd say well that's all for that song.
Wow.
I think they even were selling their music in the back, where that girl with the eye pierce was.
Oh, my goodness, I want to see them again. AAAAA! Ok ok, so like I was saying, they played probly ten or so songs and talked a little bit, and it was so woa.
2.5/10 stars.