If and When

The Late Great Lincoln Sanjip said:
If and when I die, I want the world to sigh
Relief and sadness both are bound
With tears and smiling eyes.
Some will cheer, some will sneer
Some will clap their hands.
Some will notice, others not,
Some will strike up the local band and (play Gsus/C)
If and when I pass through the skeleton gate,
I will relenquish all my hate
All regrets I hold so dear,
All ideas and hopes and fears,
And take up the path of YARR Ak!
(here's where things suddenly turn black
And I go floating in the night-
like a ghost crossed with a kite,
And spend my days in some great mirth,
and soon forget about this earth).

Well, that about sums it up.