Do Blonde People earn less than other people?

A recent study done by the Performing Arts Center at Coulombia University finds that yes, blonde people on average earn about $120,000.000 less than other people.
Kiley Manna, a hairdresser in Grove, Florida, says, "I earn only 30,000 dollers a year, and that's after tips and taxes."

Michael Teeks, a software engineer for Deldara in Quebec says, "I earn triple figures. I'm not comfortable telling more information. But I've been in this company for over thirteen years, and I have two PhD's and I can speak French."

"Kiley is blonde, Michael is something else, but it doesn't matter- actually he's bald, but his eyebrows suggest that he has dark hair at one point. There is a huge difference here, and I think it has got to stop now!" says Director Langly Faluk, the head of the Center.

When asked about how many interviews he and the center performed in total, Mr. Faluk replied, "This is not funny."

When asked about how gender played into this percieved pay gap, Mr. Faluk replied, "We have found that gender is not so high a factor as the blondeness. There was a woman in Germaine, Ohio who was vitrually a millionaire, and she had grey hair."

Watchdog group WATCHDOGG, has made comments about this recent study:
"We are watching," said WATCHDOGG president Omara Nancy. "And when we see something, we generally report it."

Kindred Waterfrown, an owner of a general-everything chain of stores in Northern Illinois called Generally EVerything, has made this comment about the study: "We hope that it is true enough to cause people to want to buy hair dye because we sell that, and it's right up at the front next to the buggy flowers."