Classic Studies in Public Speech, Part LV

Excerpt from a speech given by Nande Olivieum at the commencement of the graduating class of 1062 from Elkswood Yearly College of Art & Texual Engineering:

And I didn't claw my way to the top of the orange barrel only to be diest!
Verily! You must make of what you have good!
And do not listen to the hacks and cails of the Moebites! NO!
Only the ruthless survive in the wilderness!
EVOLVE!
Do not fall prey to petty rumblings, or sit piously below the shelves of injust.
CLAW YORE WAY UPIT!
Indeed, the way of spirality is calming, but ye I say it will gnaw yore bones like cave lice. Leave the herbs alone.
ANd pray ye gods to rain on ye thought, for without this we are REAFUES!
I am oft reminded of the pennywhistling of my youth, with the sunshone and peet grass.
FOOLISHNESS!!
The past is dead and ye with it if ye know of it!
AAAARRGHH!
Be calm, ye, and fin.