Traction

It has been apologized for that the previous two entries were happened. It seems that somehow there was miscommunication and these things became in the publication, without the beknowngst of the editor, -ed.
So in light of this unfortunate event that was turned, it will be necessary to redistribute the blame accordingly, i.e. so that some body is getting the feeling hurt.
It was proposed that the best possible solution to any problem is the most obvious one, and often this is the most noble gesture as well, in the event of such things being applicable. It this case, it seems that the most obvious fix is one of anecdote.
This actually did happen in a manner of speaking, in the old times when it was the olde tymes.
A farmer, we shall call 'Hen' was plowing his field when he came upon a rose in the dirt. Thinking nothing of this, he plowed over it, but soon to his surprise, there was a complete rose garden in the place where he had plowed the rose. This was a surprise, like I said, and he was startled, so much so that he died. In the end, it was the roses from this bush that they placed upon his coffin, and in an ironic twist, he was seen several years later all goggly eyed and zombiesque holding the exact same roses or some of equal complextion. The local paper refused to print this story, until it was found out that the local paper editor was merely a bigot, and also using the Handy Buglehorn as a front for money laundering and extortion and gambling and etc. So actually, several years later they printed a retraction, which was actually the original article as it should have appeared, so it was a traction. This is widely regarded as 'quite fine'.