Friday, September 12, 2008

Mins of Ens

MAMS 657: Predisposal in Garbage Seminar

Instructors

Stephei McCaen, D.D.S., PhD
33 Boo Hall
smccaen@sencst.edu
office hours: Monday 3-6:45

Kia L. Topkinds-Rotiarity, PhD, MSDS
39 Boo Hall East
kltrotiarity@sencst.edu
office hours: N/A

Course Overview:
This is a five month course designed to accompany the mind on the journey of the soul, and do export excellent discussion of the compartmentalization, rationalization, and linearization of garbage, etc. It is designed to introduce graduate students in the mammology department to the idea of mamalian waste, man-made mammal waste, and garbage, etc. The students are expected to attend twelve regularly spaced disposal seminars in the midst of this course.

Course Materials:
BLINK by Rory Awesong
CAUGHT IN THE ACT OF IKK! by Dave Brais
THE SYPOSTIC FEW by Nancy K. Digesiat

Grading:
This is a fail/succeed/pass/glorify course. If students do not perform one of these memos in the aforementioned spat, they will be debloused by the dean and set up for full uninstatement.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Envine

The Rogodyne institute invites you to their annual end of the summer picnic. There will be plenty of food and a shark costume contest, with the grand prize being a weekend vacation to Kinea Island, fully paid?!
Also, Jakey Niashel will prepare his infamously wonderous toaster pattys, with homemade relish!
There will be three speeches given by the Big Three, and also lots of fun for the whole family!
Please don't let this opportunity pass you by. There is no substitution.
Bring along the whole family. It is fun for every single one.
Please, leave your young children in the FunChild zone, next to the portable toilets, behind the BBQ station.
ROGODYNE-"IT WORSK"

Monday, September 01, 2008

10 Things Hospitals Don't Want You to Know:

10) They eat human

09) They are having an affair with Dratwh, the evilest of the Goat-Fangers

08) The dirty dishes are cleaned by a leprosy-dog army

07) The needles are intentionally slightly dulled

06) There is razors in the soap

05) At the check-in table, there is no record of if you will not be harmed

04) The janitors are ex-patients who are forced to scrub because they had a funny smell

03) The sheets are made out of reconstituted ocean garbage

02) They waste energy

01) They will only touch things that bleed or cause the Mona