The Letter M

Make the earth a nicer place.
Man its evil and GHAAHH!
Man, dang those sorry opinions, man I know whats up or not.
Man, it hurts me now.
Man, that place smells like a zoo.
Mariner.
Mariner.
matter.
Maybe I should chase you like the other guys do.
Maybe I should talk to you like everybody else but,
maybe I'm finally gonna win.
Maybe pushed it to the edge.
Maybe thats why I lost what I had.
Maybe the rest of the earth will agree with him (oh woa woa).
Maybe the ways of the sane in this world.
mention it not.
Mi Corazon.
Mi Corazon.
Mi corozon es muy triste.
My heart is very sad.
Mi gato, no he sido ido
Might of smoked one too much.
Mirrors are all around me now, I look at myself and my philisophies.
Mostly by my friends and me.
Mostly hills fences and trees.
MUSIC FOR the BANd.
My body can't cope with the things in my brain.
MY BOY AINT NO SLAVE NO WAY!
My mind is numb,
My name is Agll.
My name is Agll.
My name is Agll, this is my way to say just get out of my way today.
My name is Grinajin, I cannot spell it well.
My own tears of fire- fire and brimstone and every other kind of lake.
My well-being went down the drain. Hey! Hey!
Mystery to Me.
Mystery to me.

The letter K

Kheeb Sahlabb
Kheeb Sahlabb
Kindred, below my water, saving the best for what he had to deposit
Klatter clatter on the stairs. Who is there? Who is there?
Ku-tembea, mguu, ku-tembea.

I th1nk about it every day...

"Mildly disinterested."
That's all she said, as she snowed along the aisle, stopping here and there to take deep, steep, lingering breathes, and then letting them go in a tot-tit-tot cough progression, bugging her eyes up and in her skull. She was beautiful for and old old one.
"I've better offers in my day. This looks like the scratchings of a cloaked insane man, on the breach of his last neil."
"Neil?" I asked, somewhat vivasiously. This might be a compliment. That's all I needed- one good get-up-and-go, for my art career to take off. One lit match in the face of sheer hopelessness. That's all I had at the time- hopelessness. Of course, I'd go camping with my friends out by the baseball field when the nights got really cold and the wind picked up, and I never said "no," to company, but still. The art was atrocious, or so I'd been told. And after all that college tuition and sloppy girlfriends.
"Neil. Simon. The worst playwrite of the twentieth century," She breathed, running her finger along the outside of her nose with a long, overdue slice. "His work makes yours look good."
"Oi." I picked up my oily rags and barnacle brushes. I tiptoed into a CPA firm and hid my tears in the works of Tom Clancy and some Italian poet named Nuitti. Then I read Neil Simon for the first time, twenty years later. That stupid old art critic didn't know what she was harking to. Simon could draw!

Oh, man oh man

I wish I had more good things to say about Diego Guisueppe. He was about the kindest man in all of Harslboro, and he tried too hard to show it. Cuttling with the kittens down at the animal shelter till there was nothing left of them, rooting for the underdog even when after he passed his legal limit on vodka-tonics. He was too kind to the Marlboro corporation, caressing aver three hundred smokes a day. That’s probably why I’m writing this obituary to a long lost friend who just died recently. He was too good for this world and its stupid tax evasion laws. He also took too many methamphetamine spin-offs, like Dr. Kangaglue! And The Knote. In 1985, he made Super Bowl history by being the only man in the world to not even think about thinking about watching or not watching the Super Bowl, while still not refusing or inadvertently not even thinking about it at all. It was trippy, and I know all that because he told us. Well, I hope he doesn’t get bored in heaven or get the snuff beat out of him by a devil tormentor. Maybe I just hope he gets to be kind to people that need it bad. –Joe Riemell

Snoof

Emergency shut off valve:
Whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ in all of his majesty and love and in the name of God. Amen.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy yellow dog.

The mumbling door nut eats the children of the sungod Har.

Jump in to the sippy-sippy spray of the noisy water tinkler. If you dare, you might make it out alive and well and in the best of spirits.

Cut your hair in the nick of time.

I hate periods and stuff like that. That’s what she said.

That’s a good one, Aaorn.

Robsion

Oh snappy clapper! This is gonna be an eruption! It the baby’s time to g-gop!

When a man and a woman love each other more than the life they breathe, they get it on.

I can do it faster when I look at the keys.

The key to wisdom. I show, the key to happiness and love. It is therein complied.

Life is a neck brace on an old man in the year 1983, when he is almost about to touch his niece with a ten foot pole.

Porpoises always get their way or else someone gets mutilated.

I like your twenty-something style and the way that you crane your neck to see the point I’m trying to make here, dagnit.

Move over, Beethoven, whit is the essence of brevity.

The hill-country fare cheese crunkies are the best thing to invade your head since the time that bee army did the same and left a new brain in your skull, that can do long algebra and inferior division with imaginary numbers in the blink of an eye.

Don’t yawn too loud or you’ll wake yourself up in the night time and then who will lullabye your body back to dreamwhisker?

Sunny, windy and cold really pisses me off.

Albert Hannah is the best geographical summinary in the state of Georgia.

Can you find the loophole in this outfit? If you do, you’ll get a big big surprise!

# bank

[001] Annapolis
[002] Agll
[003] Japanese Woman
[004] Don’t Say Don’t
[005] Them
[006] Only in England
[007] Flinger
[008] Mariner
[009] Oasis
[010] Okay
[011] Vladimir
[012] Would it be you?
[013] Tahiti
[014] Surf Hardy
[015] Bridge to Zimbabwe
[016] Drink, drink, drink
[017] It grows less
[018] West Coast Highway
[019] You Might be Dead
[020] No Shoes to my Name
[021] Julianne
[022] Heal the World
[023] Always Alone
[024] Sinner Song
[025] Anna
[026] 50’s Song
[027] Fish in the Sea
[028] Rock On
[029] Sales Clerk
[030] You only
[031] Autumn Street
[032] Every Thursday
[033] Alaska
[034] Disconnected
[035] Canterbury Wine
[036] To Know Her
[037] Nathan Neptune
[038] Lockheart
[039] The Best Day of Your Life
[040] Sweet September
[041] Over the ocean
[042] The Marble cliffs of eternity
[043] Today is Better
[044] Blue Ninja
[045] Go Home
[046] White Ninja
[047] Sifting Sand
[048] Lark man
[049] We’ve Got Your Music
[050] Running Away
[051] Citizen Song
[052] 2017
[053] Dark Side of the Astronaut
[054] 32nd Floor
[055] Stars
[056] Find My Way
[057] Breathing Still
[058] Pieces
[059] Too Young to Die
[060] By Day
[061] Weapon
[062] Frogman
[063] Betterness
[064] What I’m Doing Now
[065] Trade winds
[066] On the Way
[067] Sun Shine
[068] This is the Place
[069] Sing Girl
[070] Memories (So long, my friend)
[071] African Holiday
[072] Lift
[073] Land Bird at Sea
[074] First the moon and then the sun
[075] Aaron’s Theme
[076] Bouncing
[077] Netherward, Ho!
[078] Good Morning
[079] It’s all beginning
[080] Over and Done
[081] It’s all wrong
[082] The Vandal
[083] Astronaut
[084] Western Shore
[085] Starlight Song
[086] Walk With Me
[087] Goodbye
[088] Strength
[089] She Goes Again
[090] Ice Cold Ink
[091] Christmastime (It’s Here Again)
[092] Bottled Water
[093] Baybars
[094] What Say You
[095] Veronica

[096] Worth My While
[097] Check Me Out
[098] Falling Quickly Uphill
[099] 4
[100] Internal Oregon
[101] Coffee Train
[102] Overboard
[103] Climbing On Planets
[104] Shelby Woo
[105] Columbian Snow
[106] Blue Tributary
[107] 20,000 Miles
[108] No Better Way
[109] Captain Potter
[110] Rough Cut
[111] Riana’s Theme
[112] All those Horses
[113] Because You like it
[114] How am I ever Gonna Get a Job?

[115] Help is a Hopeless word
[116] Blessed are those who survive
[117] Axiom of a Dream
[118] Life in the Gondola
[119] Life And Checkers
[120] Water Well
[121] To Russia, With Lust
[122] Momentum
[123] What the Emperor dreamed about after eating the feast at the end of the Seven Years’ drought
[124] Frisbee Monster
[125] Grandfather’s Ashes
[126] I live in a Train
[127] Rocking down an open road
[128] Sad Sorry Sucker
[129] Drip Drop
[130] This is why I shaved my head
[131] What we need now
[132] Of Tangerines
[133] San Jose
[134] Patio Love
[135] Leah Kay
[136] My Boy is Alive
[137] I want to Walk in Moon City

[138] Forever
[139] Photo
[140] Perfectly Clear
[141] Neon Niceness
[142] Looking Around (Recover)
[143] Bi-Polar Bear
[144] I don’t want to let you down
[145] My Faith
[146] Regresar al Primero

[147] Animal Queen
[148] That Summer
[149] Cleveland
[150] Dreamer/Thanksgiving
[151] Theme for the Fall
[152] Capo
[153] Brain Trust

[154] You kept me awake
[155] Forest for the Trees
[156] I can’t get high
[157] After All
[158] My Theory
[159] Another Timezone
[160] One Glass Slipper
[161] I’m not gonna make it
[162] The moon and the bicycle
[163] I believe in the freedom of pot
[164] What I need
[165] Down in the alley dreams become reality
[166] Unhappy Entity
[167] Adios, Hermanos
[168] Move right on through
[169] After it rains
[170] Postcard Photographer
[171] Bird lawn (birds underwater)
[172] Porch light
[173] Ex-Con
[174] Lantern storm
[175] Break Away
[176] Alpha
[177] Sweet and Sour
[178] You were the one
[179] Rosary girls
[180] The Ballad of Buckhannah
[181] 17 steps back
[182] Goodbye, Misery
[183] The Beatles meet Nirvana
[184] Go West (shut up)
[185] Don’t talk about us

[186] I like it
[187] Bike Gang
[189] Number Sense
[190] Elevator Action
[191] Zoo Church
[192] Life-Long Cruise
[193] Stairs (Summer Disease)

[194] What do you want from me?
[195] Firesword
[196] Battleship
[197] Ireland or Peru
[198] Lovely Lake
[199] Fire, fire, fire
[200] Over water, under ground
[201] In the cave
[202] I steal street signs
[203] My Life
[204] I Want To Know
[205] Racer Rabbit
[206] Xylophonics
[207] Bloody Baby
[208] Live
[209] Breaking up in Love
[210] Whitewater rapid
[211] Broken-Down Dog
[212] Parachute
[213] Underwater Adventurers
[214] Common Knowledge
[215] Wonderful World
[216] Too Far Down the Road
[217] That’s the Trick
[218] Washed out to Sea
[219] Destruction
[220] 18 Rocks
[221] Snappy Cigarettes
[222] Austria
[223] All I’ve Got
[224] Ghosts
[225] Dance, Little Panda
[226] Incredible Stories
[227] Good Afternoon
[228] Motorcycle Gang
[229] At the Farm
[230] Seriously, So Long
[231] God says Go
[232] Vampire Squid
[233] Heartbroken in Mexico
[234] Playalong
[235] 30 Stories Tall
[236] Just a Holiday
[237] A new plan for Cedric
[238] Detour of Exploration
[239] I cook when I have to
[240] 1983
[241] Personal Manifesto
[242] Idiot
[243] Old Man’s Hat
[244] Idiodyssey
[245] Medication
[246] Tobagan
[247] Weatherman
[248] South American Eagle
[249] Swear
[250] Diagonal Planets
[251] Road Trip
[252] Turtle, Come out of your shell
[253] Bad Dog goes to town
[254] Angola
[255] Trinidad v. Paraguay
[256] Do you want to etc?
[257] Rain, rain go away


[2--] The distracted scientist sings
[2--] Questionable Company
[2--] The man with the burlap suit
[2--] Floating
[2--] Floating (reprise)
[2--] Blanket from the gods
[2--] Summersault
[2--] Forgettable tune in the key of C
[2--] Opposite Day
[2--] Birds In Space
[2--] I’m not a player
[2--] Brush your teeth and go to bed
[2--] Good stuff
[2--] alpha
[2--] Rianna’s theme
[2--] Dead Animal Collection
[2--] June 22, 2002