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that sinking feeling- like the whole flea-ridden room is necking you in the corner. like the srip-poker-losers from the dairy docks are oiling themsleves in front of full bodied-mirrors, and making goggly eyes at you and morse code with their hammocks. that heavy feeling when you know that the only reason you don't dissolve is that you don't qualify, but you only can when youre and old feeble pee angel. watering the outskirts of the old city, where the wirey fences hold back babied infected with garden rot, or worse, jelloeye, and the local beggars actually look detoxified but smell like the other side of the universe where the rotten scraps adhere. that part of the town in the gullybridge district with soups of nothing and skeltonian horses. the feeling of a nail goes in slowly, the toe gets aware and the body falls on the rest of the glassy sparkle, making noises like braying of hell. oh well,

Recalling all Thoughts

Memo: crack diamond contamination in compound water supply
RE: St. Kilt's U.R.T., Brimsenbenk, Jalopy Islands, Pac.

It has recently come to our attention that an undiscolsed amount of crack diamond powder has made its way into the general water supply of the overland observational facility and perhaps even contaminated the mid-vegetation thouroughfare. It is well known that the ingestion of >1ng of crack diamond will lead to aural asphyxiation and brain blend. Until now there have been no less than thirty five reports of hallucinations in practice chambers, ranging from the frothy beast-meater variety to the underwear is voracious variety. There have been ten confirmed conifer cadets who have reported brain blend.
Do not utlize the faucet systems in either of the aforementioned facilities. Do not venture out of any facility without the protection of a drybag and an AK 47. Please infort Drs. Neek and/or Hooley if you experience any of the following symptoms:
sickness, disease, anger to the point of disintigration, eye leakage, ovarian fumes and/or penile laser outbursts.


In other news, the retaliation efforts of the Opresi people whom we have recently put to good use have come to culmination with a mass suicide outside the rations cabin in the lower east sector. Voluneer body bagging is needed for this situation.

The Mako Tiger whom Dr. Pijarus alledgedly tamed to the point of "cuddly" has mauled another schoolcrowd. A forum will be held to determine if a redefiniton of the animal's tame status should be implemented.

The rash of bone mites that was causing so much anxst in the Mobius Cabins seems to have abated as there have been no more complaints from Mobius Cadets.

In an unrelated note, there has been no news, activity or even an unofficial peep from Mobius Cabins in over three weeks.

We all went to that new picture show, the one about forlourn loves and the impossible desire to touch each other, and let me tell you, it was a touchy film. In the middle of the second act, there was a commotion down in the aisle, and then the next thing that you know, a splice of light and the usher screaming (aiyaaa! AiyAAHAH!) over and again and what the heck? What did I do? blurbled Donny, whose got this screaming mash of humanity spoiled all over his lap and Jane Money reached over to stroke the poor usher's head and he snapped at her with a click of teeth!
Ok, now lets just finish the movie, you can get back, you know the way. But the usher just whimpered and clowed so that we eventually all took an arm in hand and dragged him to the popcorn salesman.
Oh well, that is just ick. The popcorn salesman just looked at the clock and stuck a finger in the popcorn and said it again. Ick.
Help him.
Okay leave him here.
The rest of the movie was like the first but not as graphic, with more water scenes.
But afterwards, thats when the real fun span. Jylo Keefer came with this great idea to toggle down the big banners with upcoming movies on them- like Kid Granma and Berney the Reluctant Freak and Leoprak, and then run off with them. Allright, so we did it and in the middle of tearing down the Loeprak, the usher came awake! and That usher broke us into bleeding tikes!
I mean, we split. Literally out of the end. And When the cops got there they just snuffed and arched their backs and said things like Jeez, Merv, this is is is ick.